What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person.
– John Green, Looking For Alaska (via yourfavouritepaki) Via THE WONDERFUL WORDS OF JOHN GREEN
About me
I'm a resident of Canada, where I live in an igloo and eat moose for breakfast. During the school year, I ride my polar bear to school where I learn about being a lumberjack. I go ice fishing in my spare time, eh? What am I? I'm me, myself, and I. No labels; I'm not a soup can. If I were, though, I'd be chicken noodle, because I hate any other kind of soup.
(boring disclaimer)
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